Peter Griffin: Man of Mystery
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About Peter
Peter has had an interesting life. He has trained himself in the art of Fartquando and has reached enlightenment through his many battles and hardships. He wishes to impart his knowledge and services on to you and your families.

Do not be Intimidated, please call him. Do it. Now. What are you waiting for? Hey! STOP READING THIS AND CALL HIM!!! HIS NUMBER IS UP THERE!!! ^ CALL HIM OR WE WILL KIDNAP YOUR FUJGJhkigfnjklsks.....

Peter has lost keyboard privileges. - Brian